This blog is dedicated to the adventures of my turtles, Sparta and Troy. Sparta is not very adventurous, but his girlfriend, Troy, loves dragging him along with her to do stuff.

This is where all their crazy shenanigans are documented.

In an attempt to further strengthen their relationship, Sparta and Troy decide to watch the valentines day episode of Supernatural.

Awww it’s so romantic! Those two are on their first date! (ignore me in the background oh god)

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING SPARTA HIDE YOUR EYES

OH MY GOD THEY’RE EATING EACH OTHER THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL!!!

Troy is admiring Dean’s pretty face. I don’t think this is helping their relationship. 

Literally ROFLing at the cupid scene. Careful guys, you could get stuck like that!

Well now they’re just not paying attention at all they’re just making out wow I shouldn’t have sat behind them I knew this would happen this always happens when I go to the movies. 

Sparta tries to put his arm around Troy but he’s too short. It’s okay, she loves him anyway. 

They’ve given up on the show and are gonna go make ~turtle love~ now. Good on ya, mates!

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Troy and Sparta go on a hike

Looking through the trees at the ocean.

Enjoying the beautiful view as the sun sets on the Washington coast. 

Troy and Sparta google some ways to spice up their relationship. 
After Troy abandoned Sparta in the hamster cage last night, they’ve been having some trust issues. 

Troy and Sparta google some ways to spice up their relationship. 

After Troy abandoned Sparta in the hamster cage last night, they’ve been having some trust issues. 

Sparta and Troy go on a daring adventure into the dreaded HAMSTER CAGE

IT IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU GUYS OH MY GOD RUN

It has fled down to the depths of it’s evil lair. Troy decides to make the daring journey down to the second level, leaving Sparta to fend for himself

OH NO TROY LOOK OUT IT’S COMING

NOW IT’S AFTER SPARTA YOU HAVE TO PROTECT HIM

Sparta: “Oh no Troy help me! I told you this was a bad idea! It’s going to eat us!”

"Help!!! I can’t run fast enough! You said you would protect me!!"

The beast is preoccupied with escaping it’s cage. 

Sparta and Troy are able to escape, with their lives intact. 

Their relationship, however, is still being tested. 

Troy get out of the dishwasher you are only semi-aquatic, you will drown in there

Troy get out of the dishwasher you are only semi-aquatic, you will drown in there

Sparta and Troy are helping me make grilled cheese sandwiches.

Troy get away from there you’re gonna burn yourself!

Sparta is having none of that, he is staying far away from the pan. Good on ya Sparta!

What are you guys doing!! Get down from there before you hurt yourselves!

Oh my goodness!!

Ok Troy I understand that you really like that plate but I can’t use it if your boyfriend is on top of it! Please get down Sparta! How did you even get up there?

I’m not sure grilled cheese sandwiches are a healthy part of a turtle diet. Maybe you shouldn’t eat that. 

This is Sparta and Troy. 

Sparta is the little dark one. He doesn’t really like to do stuff too much. He prefers eating and sleeping. 

Troy is the tall lighter one. She’s Sparta’s girlfriend and she loves to go on adventures. She always drags Sparta with her, even though he hates it. She’s always getting them into trouble.