This blog is dedicated to the adventures of my turtles, Sparta and Troy. Sparta is not very adventurous, but his girlfriend, Troy, loves dragging him along with her to do stuff.
This is where all their crazy shenanigans are documented.
In an attempt to further strengthen their relationship, Sparta and Troy decide to watch the valentines day episode of Supernatural.
Awww it’s so romantic! Those two are on their first date! (ignore me in the background oh god)
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING SPARTA HIDE YOUR EYES
OH MY GOD THEY’RE EATING EACH OTHER THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL!!!
Troy is admiring Dean’s pretty face. I don’t think this is helping their relationship.
Literally ROFLing at the cupid scene. Careful guys, you could get stuck like that!
Well now they’re just not paying attention at all they’re just making out wow I shouldn’t have sat behind them I knew this would happen this always happens when I go to the movies.
Sparta tries to put his arm around Troy but he’s too short. It’s okay, she loves him anyway.
They’ve given up on the show and are gonna go make ~turtle love~ now. Good on ya, mates!
Can't wait for the next update =]
Yes! I’m getting to it! I’m sorry it’s taking so long, I’ve been a little busy but the next update it coming soon! Thank you guys so much for sticking with us!
Looking through the trees at the ocean.
Enjoying the beautiful view as the sun sets on the Washington coast.
Sparta and Troy go on a daring adventure into the dreaded HAMSTER CAGE
IT IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU GUYS OH MY GOD RUN
It has fled down to the depths of it’s evil lair. Troy decides to make the daring journey down to the second level, leaving Sparta to fend for himself
OH NO TROY LOOK OUT IT’S COMING
NOW IT’S AFTER SPARTA YOU HAVE TO PROTECT HIM
Sparta: “Oh no Troy help me! I told you this was a bad idea! It’s going to eat us!”
"Help!!! I can’t run fast enough! You said you would protect me!!"
The beast is preoccupied with escaping it’s cage.
Sparta and Troy are able to escape, with their lives intact.
Their relationship, however, is still being tested.
Sparta and Troy are helping me make grilled cheese sandwiches.
Troy get away from there you’re gonna burn yourself!
Sparta is having none of that, he is staying far away from the pan. Good on ya Sparta!
What are you guys doing!! Get down from there before you hurt yourselves!
Oh my goodness!!
Ok Troy I understand that you really like that plate but I can’t use it if your boyfriend is on top of it! Please get down Sparta! How did you even get up there?
I’m not sure grilled cheese sandwiches are a healthy part of a turtle diet. Maybe you shouldn’t eat that.
This is Sparta and Troy.
Sparta is the little dark one. He doesn’t really like to do stuff too much. He prefers eating and sleeping.
Troy is the tall lighter one. She’s Sparta’s girlfriend and she loves to go on adventures. She always drags Sparta with her, even though he hates it. She’s always getting them into trouble.